✅ Zero risk • ✅ No retainer • ✅ Pay only for meetings
🔥 Only 5 spots available this month
About Us
We're a small team of techy marketers who've spent decades helping businesses grow — and frankly, we got bored of cold emails and cookie-cutter lead gen.
So we built something better.
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We Think Like Growth Hackers
We've launched startups, scaled agencies, and driven millions in revenue through digital. We've run Google Ads, built landing pages, and optimised funnels to death. But none of that matters if you can't start the conversation.
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We Believe in Emotional Engineering
Your ideal client doesn't want another LinkedIn pitch. But a handwritten card with a slice of cake? That's a pattern interrupt they'll remember. We craft campaigns that are impossible to ignore — built on psychology, persuasion, and charm.
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We're Obsessed With Outcomes
Everything we do points toward one goal: booked meetings. Not impressions. Not click-throughs. Meetings. And you only pay when that happens.
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We Handle the Boring Stuff Too
Behind the scenes, we run like clockwork. Campaign logistics, copywriting, shipping, delivery confirmation, follow-up — it's all built into the machine. You focus on what you do best. We'll fill your calendar.
The Result?
Outreach that doesn't feel like outreach. Prospects who actually reply. And meetings with people who matter.
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Open Rate
Handwritten letters command attention. Compared to cold emails, physical outreach is almost always opened — and remembered.
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Higher Response Rate
When paired with something sweet — like cake or lunch — our outreach is three times more likely to spark a response than digital-first campaigns.
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Custom Targeting
Every prospect is hand-researched, verified, and matched to your ideal customer profile.
High Ticket
Built for Medium to High Ticket Offers
We focus on medium to high-ticket B2B services, where the ROI of a single meeting justifies truly thoughtful outreach.
How It Works
We spark curiosity. You get meetings. You only pay when it works.
We send warm, personal outreach—handwritten letters, irresistible cakes, gourmet treats, and even charitable donations—on your behalf. It's thoughtful. It's unexpected. And it gets results.
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Cake Campaigns
We deliver beautifully boxed cakes with a handwritten letter—straight to your prospect's door. Birthdays, product launches, or just a charming surprise. It's hard to ignore a warm slice of something sweet, especially with a personal note attached.
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Food & Treats
From gooey cookies to gourmet lunches, we send treats your prospects actually want to receive—each one paired with a handwritten message that makes it feel human, not automated.
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Gifting & Swag
Think branded gifts with brains—not generic clutter. Paired with handwritten letters and clever copy, these packages cut through the noise and land with a smile.
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Charity & Goodwill
We make a donation to a cause your prospect cares about—in their name. Then we send a handwritten card letting them know. It's thoughtful, surprising, and powerful.
Why Handwritten Works
In a world of digital noise, handwritten touches cut through the clutter.
Hard to Ignore
Emails are easy to ignore. A handwritten note? Not so much. Physical mail commands attention in ways digital never can.
Personal Connection
It feels personal—because it is. Combined with an unexpected gift, it creates a moment worth remembering (and replying to).
You Only Pay For Meetings
No risk. No fluff. You only pay when a prospect books a call. We handle the creativity, gifting, logistics, and follow-up. You get warm leads on your calendar.
What You Can Expect
Surprise, delight, and meetings on your calendar. That's the goal.
We combine creative outreach with human touchpoints to help you break through the noise. Here's what you can expect when you work with us:
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Booked Meetings — or You Don't Pay
You only pay for success. If we don't land a qualified meeting, you don't owe a penny. Zero risk. Zero retainers.
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Hyper-Personalised Campaigns
We don't just mail cupcakes. We research your prospects, write handwritten letters, and build campaigns that actually resonate. Every touch feels tailor-made—because it is.
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The Right People, Not Just Anyone
We don't chase volume. We work with you to define your dream prospect—and then go after them with quality and care.
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We Handle Everything
Sourcing, writing, gifting, shipping, follow-up—we take it off your plate so you can focus on what matters: closing the meeting.
Who This Is For
Not every business needs cupcakes and handwritten love letters. But if you're in the business of winning high-value clients, keep reading.
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You Sell Something Complex or Considered
Software. Consulting. Financial services. Anything that requires trust, time, and decision-makers. We help you skip the cold email graveyard and go straight to the heart (and calendar).
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One New Client Is Worth Thousands (or More)
If landing just one deal makes this effort wildly profitable—this model was built for you.
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Your Team Is Busy (and Not Great at Follow-Up)
You don't have time to chase, charm, and coordinate. We do it all—from gift logistics to handwritten follow-ups—so your calendar fills up without lifting a finger.
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You Want to Stand Out (Without Being Cringey)
We're not sending rubber stress balls. We're creating emotional micro-moments that spark real conversations.
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You Don't Want to Pay Until It Works
No retainers. No hourly rates. Just pay per qualified meeting. Simple as that.
Why This Works
Because humans don't respond to cold emails. They respond to emotion, curiosity, and delight.
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It Breaks the Pattern
Your prospects are drowning in sameness: cold emails, templated DMs, soulless drip campaigns. We do the opposite. A handwritten letter? A cake in the mail? That gets opened.
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It Feels Human
We don't "automate outreach." We personalise it. Every gift, note, and gesture feels like it came from a friend, not a funnel. And that builds trust—fast.
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It Triggers Reciprocity
You send something thoughtful. The brain responds with a natural urge to give something back. That "something" is usually… a meeting.
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It Buys You 10 Seconds
Ten seconds of attention is all you need. A cake or a donation earns it. A handwritten note holds it. A smart CTA converts it.
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It's Built for High-Stakes Selling
When your deal size is six or seven figures, the ROI on one meeting is staggering. That's where our model shines. You're not buying impressions—you're buying opportunity.
Why Traditional Outreach Fails
Your prospects are drowning in noise. Here's why the old ways don't work anymore.
Too many messages, not enough meaning
Generic templates and mass outreach have turned inboxes into graveyards.
Too easy to ignore, too hard to care
Delete button is one click away. There's no emotional hook, no reason to respond.
You pay for activity, not outcomes
Agencies charge for emails sent, not meetings booked. You're paying for hope, not results.
We flipped the script: you only pay for booked meetings.
Pricing
Simple, transparent, results-driven pricing
£5,000
for 10 qualified meetings
That's just £500 per meeting
We don't charge by the hour. We don't pad invoices. We don't sell leads you have to "nurture."
We deliver 10 meetings with handpicked, high-intent prospects who are ready to talk—and possibly ready to buy.